Inherit Your Wealth

5 Most Popular Ways To Get Rich
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If you were born into a wealthy family, CONGRATULATIONS! You don't need to be reading this article you already stand to inherit millions.

If you don't have a large inheritance coming, there is still hope. You can marry someone who is really wealthy or coming into a large inheritance and inherit their fortune when they pass on. If you are a female, and attractive, this should be relatively easy. For the rest of you.. this may be impossible and you should try one of the other four ways.

However, if you are still serious about an inheritance, below are a few pointers on how to marry a rich man or woman.

* Move into the "right" zipcode, even if it's a hovel.

* Change your name to that of a rich family. Kennedy, DuPont, Hilton, Rockefeller, etc..

* Never wear designer labels that show.

* Females should change your makeup and haircut every six months.

* Go to opening nights of major arts events.

* Get your name on the mailing list of major auction houses.

* The rich can always be found around horses, water and snow. Hang out or work at places like ski resorts, the beach in Malibu, Mont Tremblant, Blue Mountain, Banff, or Woodbine racetrack in Toronto.

* Get weekend jobs in corporate terminals at urban airports. Chat up anyone getting off a private plane.

* Gamble. Women should frequent the dice and roulette tables. Say things like, "Boy, am I lucky for you." Men should scout out the blackjack tables.

* Politics and money are bedfellows. Stuff envelopes for your local mayoral candidate.

* Pretend you have a job you like. The rich are into "work chic" and want mates with careers they'd never dream of giving up. Journalism's a good bet -- you can always invent a reason to interview a prospect.

* Lunch regularly in the best restaurants. It's half the price of dinner. Go early: The rich eat at 11:30, when crowds are thin and food is freshest.

* Crash parties in the major ballrooms of big hotels. Wait until 10 p.m. or later, since by then the cocktail set won't notice any "irregulars."

After meeting the right mate, continue to play your cards right, and you'll be engaged a year after that. Whatever you do, though, don't drag out the engagement, keep it to three days to three weeks. Never, absolutely never, wait longer than three months to be married. You don't want the rich mate to slip away.